The Coronation

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A royal party, baby!

Submitted: December 24, 2016

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Submitted: December 24, 2016



"Here ye, o, hear ye, draw forth and witness history, for good citizens, today a new king will be sworn in--well, lots of people will be swearing, actually, but King Trump will take the oath by repeating these words, with a few slight adjustments:"


"I, Donald John Trump The First, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute all losers who disagree with me, as who the hell do they think they are, as well as use the Office of President of the United States to enrich myself, and will to the best of my ability, promote myself. Oh, and preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, but only the parts I agree with, the other parts are for losers!"


"King Trump, by royal decree, has demanded a royal gala honoring him shall immediately follow. Due to many musical guests refusing on moral grounds to serve as entertainment, The Holy Shit Jug and Spoon Band will perform. Refreshments won't be served, as King Donald wants to be seen as frugal with regards to the royal waste of ordinary subject's tributes, so if you want to partake of spirits, it's BYO, or get shit-faced outside in your own chariot before entering the royal coronation festival." 

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