Late-night hospital

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: January 02, 2017

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Late-night hospital.

 

 

Late-night hospital

A and E.

Miscreants emerging

Plain to see

Triage nurse

Sit in line

Misdemeanours exposed

By symptom and sign.

 

Late-night hospital

One old chap

A certain appendage

Stuck in a tap

High embarrassment

What was he doing?

Face going red

Appendage blueing.

 

Late-night hospital

What is the fate

Of the man brought in

By a plumbers mate.

Top consultant

Be of no delusion

It’s touch and go

To save the protrusion.

 

Late-night hospital

It’s hard not to laugh

At the things people do

When they’re sat in the bath

Expert surgeon

Professional exuberance

Works through the night

To save the protuberance

 

Late-night hospital

The great NHS

Proud British institution

God love, and God bless.

Miracle performed

For one certain chap.

But why did he stick his big toe up the tap?


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