Predictive Text

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic

You know what I mean !

Bloody predictive sext

It catches you our

You type a word

How absurd

That another

One comes out

How does reverse

Become perverse

And litter become little

Best turn it off

And learn to spell

Before I start too spittle

My word is world

Confirms confusing

I hope you find

It all amusing

I’m getting rather shirty

Best turn it off and start again

Thank goodness i’ve got qwerty.

 

©

Mr. Watson

January 2017


Submitted: January 04, 2017

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Mrs Cowell

What a talent! I request and you deliver! Well done Mr Watson. So funny but so true. I've checked this is all spelt right! ????????

Wed, January 4th, 2017 9:08pm

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This one is especially for you Mrs.C.

Mon, January 9th, 2017 10:25am

BlackMyst

Ha ha ha ha ha....predictive text has gotten me in trouble a few times.....I was thinking about this just the other day. Excellent work, Watson!

Thu, January 5th, 2017 2:42pm

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I've sent messages then looked back on them later and thought "what a pillock" I'm pleased it's not just me BlackMyst. : )

Mon, January 9th, 2017 10:33am

hullabaloo22

Ah, the 'Auto-Correct Monster' strikes again. It drives me mad, Mr Watson, and you've just expressed my feelings perfectly!

Thu, January 5th, 2017 6:22pm

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I think it catches us all out from time to time Hully.
Thanks for reading and commenting.

Mon, January 9th, 2017 10:29am

Jeff Bezaire

Amusing indeed!
A wonderfully humorous read, sir. Well done!

Happy New Year to you and your family!

Fri, January 6th, 2017 5:05am

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I dont write that many humerous pieces these days Jeff, but a friend commented on my last poem and her predictive text messed it up.
Thanks for commenting.

Mon, January 9th, 2017 10:38am

B Douglas Slack

How write you arc. When your pone changes texture without your con sent, it is thyme to get a news pone.

~Tums

Sun, January 8th, 2017 2:52pm

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Or just turn the predictive text off and learn tooo spell.
Thanks for dropping in Tums.

Mon, January 9th, 2017 11:51am

Chris Cross

As funny as true! Should be called un-predictve text. I've often experienced the same disarray, the maze dire or say... Poor, poor me, I haven't got a Maserati but fortunately I have azerty

Mon, January 9th, 2017 12:37pm

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You French have your Azerty, us Brits prefer the Qwerty, yet if I had a choice i'd say Rolls Royce if I were super rich and flirty. Thanks for looking in Chris.

Mon, January 9th, 2017 12:35pm

SLJONES

Loved this really good so funny and true nice one

Thu, January 26th, 2017 6:13am

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Thanks for commenting Simon. I think we've all been there

Thu, February 2nd, 2017 12:37pm

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