'2017 Ultra Bastard'!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Road rage-mobile!

Submitted: January 08, 2017

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"The Ultra Automobile Company wants your business. Does your hand get fatigued lifting itself up over and over when you flip off yet-another pecker-driver? A self-driving car is a bizarre, dangerous idea, but how about a self-off-flipping car? That's right, we've attached a giant metal hand that runs along a track, senses when you're pissed, and follows the direction of your eyes. Then, our metal hand, with only the middle finger raised, erects itself in whatever window you're gazing angrily out of, and waves back and forth, leaving your hands free for other activities, Sure, you'll give up a bit of comfort, due to the metal track the giant metal finger/hand runs along, but the added piece of mind you'll get from being sure your message was seen, and received, will be well worth the crampage. The 2017 Ultra Bastard, Tell The World To Have A Nice Day, In Style!"


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