red velvet dragon

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
setting: peculiarville, ga
in 2020
characters:mikey townsley(red velvet dragon) kimberly, astrolock
plot:an ordinary boy (mike townsley is addicted to red velvet, so one day he eats a red velvet cake that has a secret dragon orb in it that turns him into a huge red creature. he then runs into two female dragons (kimberly and astrolock) who then conquer the entire world of peculiarville ga and consider the world as their own.but their ultimate goal is to destroy the white house where president donald chump lives and give him payback for destroying their country.

Submitted: January 15, 2017

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News:This is Peculiarville news reporting live. Scientists have discovered a red velvet cake that can turn you into a dragon! Mike:that sounds otherworldly! I've always dreamed of becoming a red creature! Mike:Mom guess what! Mom:What! Mike:They got red velvet cake that can turn you into a red dragon! Mom:really! That sounds fantasitic! Mike:I know right! Mike: I've always dreamed of becoming a red dragon! Mom: did they say where it was? Mike:No but they said it's somewhere in Peculiarville drive Mom:Wow! You might have a chance to eat that delicious magical cake! Mike:Yeah more than likely! Mom: But promise me something! Mike:Sure Mom: Promise that you will not eat me! Ok! Mike:fine! Mike:but wait, what make me think I would eat you?! I CAME OUT OF YOUR WOMB! Mom:I always thought you hated me! Mike:what?! Mom:Nevermind let's just talk about something Mom: okay. How was the field trip to jupiter? Mike: it was amazing! I saw Saturn up close! That was so awesome and I had a chance to get out the spaceship and float my night away! Mike: Yeah it was Peculiarly fun Mom:What's up with you and this word peculiar? Mike: I don't really know I had a dream I met this girl named peculiar and we had some peculiar kids! Mom:WHAT? Mike:argh! Nevermind! people, just people! ( mumbles under breath) Mom:huh! I can't hear you! Mike:nothing just thinking out loud! That's all Mom: You're so weird I wonder what you do at school? Mike: nothing! I just walk around the halls like I'm in the straight jacket! Mom:well that sucks! Mike: No its very cool! Mike: it gives me 35 minutes of inner reality time! Yesterday when I was walking in the halls. I had pictured these giraffes in green clouds being killed by clowns in polka dots it was so crazy! Mom: Wow that sounds......interesting Mike:Yeah It was! Mike:I'm just waiting for sleepy time so I can break the laws of physics! Mom:That's impossible! Mike: yes it is! In my dreams I can make whatever possible! One time I had jumped off the empire state building and got right back up? Like nothing happened. Mom: I wish I had dreams like that. Mike:well I'm starting to get a little tired! I guess I'll see you in the morning. Mike: goodnight! Love you! Mom:love you too Mikey. Mike:I'll tell you about my dream when I wake up! Mom: ok that sounds fantastic! Mike:My mom thinks I'm going to sleep but little does she know I'm about to have the best time of my life! Mike:go to animalporn.com Mike:Ha! Ha! About time I can masturbate in peace! Mike: damn the dog can fuck! Damn that's a pretty ass girl getting fucked by a dog! Mike:Whew! That felt amazing! Now I'm ready to go to sleep! The NEXT DAY Mike:(yawning) Mike:That dream was Surrealistic! Mike:I gotta inform my mom on this one! Mom: Mikey!!! Mom:Hurry up and get dressed we're about to go to Ihop! Mike: OK I'm getting out the bed right now! Mom: ok hurry! Time is ticking Mike:Mom! Mom:What? Mike:You won't believe what I dreamed about! Mom:What did you dream about son? Mike:Me and Kim Kardashian had fantastic sex on fantasy hour by the peculiar arts store! Mom: Oh really! Mike:It was so amazing! Mike:It was so vivid and real! I'd have to consider that real! Mom:Okay, Mikey, ok. Mom:But yeah you got everything ready? Mike:Yes. Mom: ok let's roll out then Mom:tell me what you're getting so I can know. Mike:I want the red velvet special with hash browns Mom:Umm that sounds funkylicious! red velvet with hash browns. Mike:What do you plan on getting Mom: Oh just the waffle and egg starter. Mike:Well here we go Ihop is here. Mom:Yeah that was pretty fast. Mike:Yeah it actually was. Waiter:Your seat will be next to the guy in the blue zebra print shirt Mike: Oh! He looks creepy! Mom: He sure does! Try not to stare Mike: OK Waiter2:Hi how may I take your order? Mom: I want a waffle and egg starter. Waiter2:Ok. Mom:Mike want you want again? Mike: a red velvet hash brown special. Mom: And a red velvet hash brown Special. Waiter2:Ok waffle egg starter and red velvet hash brown special Waiter2:It should be here any moment. Waiter2:Would ya'll like a drink?


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