Oops! Did I say That Out Loud?

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
A funny little poem or song.

Submitted: January 30, 2017

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Bling Bang Boom 
Tight little itty-bitty booty
If it don't fit, don't force it
You can lubricate it, so you can appreciate it

Oops, did I say that out loud?
Wearing Dr Dre is a bitch when you make a glitch

Suck this gun like a cool chick
It's barrel isn't that hot or that thick
And when it comes, blow your brains while still in cuffs
Elvis offended while doing those pelvic thrusts
But he was merely having fun and being so gyrating futuristic
While your parents were secretly playing with vibrating plastic

I used to call myself at that time, "The Magnificent One"
Hell, I don't call myself that now, but I still believe it to be true
At the time, the frigid white kids would only spectate from the balcony
With the horny white kinds leaping over with jealous gallantry to get downstairs
Because that's where the black dudes were always performing their sexual affairs

Bling Bang Boom 
Tight little itty-bitty booty
Protect yourself with a little soap bubble
If you want help, I can go pop, without getting into too much trouble

Oops, did I say that out loud?
Wearing Dr Dre can mean defeat when others hear your beat

How can I put down the creeps when I've been creeping from afar?
I'm another mother fuckin' world pop star 
They called me a Hip-Hop Bipolar Southpaw
Always left swinging up and down like an outlaw
They warned you that I would drive the kids insane
So don't blame me for the way your kids now reign

Bling Bang Boom 
Tight little itty-bitty booty
Thanking you for being so sweet and cute
Next time remind me to always switch it to mute

Oops, did I say that out loud?


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