Oops! Did I Say That Out Loud?

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
A funny little poem or song.

Submitted: January 30, 2017

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Submitted: January 30, 2017

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Bling Bang Boom 
Tight little itty-bitty booty
If it don't fit, don't force it
You can lubricate it, so you can appreciate it

Oops, did I say that out loud?
Wearing Dr Dre is a bitch, when you make a glitch

Suck this gun like a real cool chick
It's barrels aren’t that hot or that fucking thick
And when it comes, blow your brains, while you’re still in cuffs
Elvis offended nerds, while doing those pelvic thrusts
But, he was merely having fun and just being fucking futuristic
While your parents were secretly playing with kinky vibrating plastic

I used to call myself at that time, ‘The Magnificent One’
Hell, I don't call myself that now, but I still believe it to be true
At the time, the frigid white kids would only spectate from the lower balcony
While some horny white kinds, were leaping over with jealousy, to get downstairs
Because, that's where the black dudes would occasionally perform, their sexual affairs

Bling Bang Boom 
Tight little itty-bitty booty
Protect yourself with a little soap bubble
If you want help, I can go pop, without getting into too much trouble

Oops, did I say that out loud?
Wearing Dr Dre can mean defeat when others hear your beat

How can I put the creeps down, when I've been creeping from afar?
I'm another mother fuckin' world wide pop star 
They called me, ‘A Hip-Hop Bipolar Southpaw’
Always left swinging up and down like a friggin outlaw
They warned you that, I would drive all the the kiddies insane
So don't blame me for the way your kids now truly reign

Bling Bang Boom 
Tight little itty-bitty booty
Thank you for being so sweet and ever so cute
Next time remind me, to always switch the fucker to mute

Oops, did I say that out loud?


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