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dont even ask
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dont even ask

Chapter1 (v.1) - yehhh

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Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: January 31, 2017

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Hey have you seen my trousers because a few minutes ago I went to go and try on a new dress and when I came out and wanted my trousers they were gone so I walked over to the security guard over there and I wuz like “Have you seen me pants?” And he was like “Nope haven't seen any pants around here” so I walked out but when I looked back he had a big lump where his belly was and I think he was pregnant anyway have you seen them if you haven't then it does not matter but if you have seen them please tell me because they are my favouritest pants in the whole big amazing world and I wish I had 100000000 pairs of these pants they are my pride and joy the yin to my yang please tell me if you have seen my precious lovely pants they are so cool and they make me look like a cool guy and not a nerd but I am a nerd but these pants make me look like a rock star and my small tiny American brain is overwhelmed by these amazing cool pantiez that make me look like the awesome Obama and he fights for freedom and justice and he is my hero so is Donald Trump because they are so cool but if you find my pants please tell me Mr Security Guard but if you see my pants say “OI MR BERNARD I FOUND YOUR PANTZ”that's the sign

 


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