Lands of Farting Vol 1

Lands of Farting Vol 1

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A bored wizard, fat kid with a wand and an Eldritch Demon walk into a legend.
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Summary

A bored wizard, fat kid with a wand and an Eldritch Demon walk into a legend.
What happens?

Chapter1 (v.1) - In the City of Oroboros

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Submitted: February 08, 2017

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Kale stayed home on his wizarding acceptance day like a jackass. He hated school, crowds and ceremonies of any sort, so he didn't see why he would even fucking bother turning up.

Kale's parents were both rich aristocrats in the city of Oroboros. They ran the wealthiest chain of sandwich shops all around the country. So in theory, Kale didn't need to get an education because his parents will just fund his existence. Simple.

He kicked back on the couch and flicked on the television. Sometimes he felt like due to how intelligent he was it would be unfair for hom to go to school. Nobody would even be able to compete with him, the poor things.

He chuckled.

Such a great mind.

Hours passed by and Kale was beginning to doze off, when the TV before him suddenly exploded, sending a cascade of brilliant colours at him faster than he could process. He screamed and threw himself back.

Kale hated loud noises. He hated them so much. He wanted no more sounds.

And just like that, they stopped along with the lights.

He sat listening for a few seconds, then took a peek over the fallen couch.

Where his TV once was now stood a stark naked man, with his wang flopping violently as he shouted, "FEREGOTH ELDERCOCK HAS RETURNED! WE'RE ALL BLIMMIN BUGGERED!"

Kale just stared.

Perhaps going to the ceremony might've been a better idea afterall.


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