Dawn Of A New Day In Edjucaton!

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Courtesy of stupid!

Submitted: February 10, 2017

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"Congratchulayshuns, Betsy!", this sent from the desk of Jimmy Reno,

one-time Governor of Alabama, don't you know,

 

on the occasion of DeVos being confirmed Secretary of Education.

That's like Gilligan being named captain of The Minnow, run

 

for the hills, shelter in place, there's a nasty uneducated storm a 'coming,

Why, Dump, why you would believe she's qualified, is beyond stunning.

 

"ayun, dowent lett tha douters git ta ya, Betsy, dats mi adavic ta ya.

Edukaton iz ovaratid, anihow; luk ayet mi fer sampal, Eya aint kno 'duh!'

 

Now that I think about it, it's clear to me, and makes perfect sense.

The more uneducated voters; the less and less they'd recognize 'dense'!

 

 

 

 

 

 


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