What A Three

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Three ridiculous Rhymes for your pleasure...

Submitted: February 12, 2017

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Submitted: February 12, 2017



  Sing a tune of pennies,

Bunnies and brides,

A bucket filled with slime,

Two and ten possum baked in a pie;

If you should ever get your any

Possum or the pie the sky,

Then please think of my simple rhyme.


Well ole Jolly Jupe

Skipped a loop,

When kicking turds out of the way,

Then along came a shadow who stood beside him,

Scaring him so much that he thought he would poop!


“ I don’t know what I’ll do,

Or what I’ll chew,

How bout you,”

Said the ole cat to the Cock A Do?

“Well I’ll just stay in until I do die,”

Do die,”

Said the Cock A Do,

“I’ll just stay right here inside

Until the old cow poos!”


Old man Clitter Clatter,

Fell down a tall ladder,

Falling down all of the way.

Well he fell down so hard

That he thought he saw stars,

Even though it was a bright and sunny day.


Sea sand and a rake,

Such a great clam bake,

Served with the best of rum in a coconut.

My latin queen lovers neath a tropical sun,

And we’ll all be having the best of fun

Come  midnight,

All waking up in our skin on the sand

to greet the dawning light.


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