Dumper's Meat Market!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The freshest cuts of bullshit, for the entire family!

Submitted: February 19, 2017

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Total truth in, total bullshit out.

He's grinding to make us doubt.

 

Be sure to have a barbecue of the damned,

patties made from his meat, and crammed

 

with lies and absurdities, but ascetically pleasing.

Calories of garbage, don't believe what you're seeing,

 

is what his mangled meat seems to be saying.

Count to ten, and you'd better start praying.

 

Ten, hell, you'd better start praying now,

'cause the meat's already rotten from his delusional cow.

 

 


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