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Submitted: February 23, 2017

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I've never done this before, what if I drop it? Or what if I forget about it and leave the house without it. Life had never hit me so hard till I saw its beady little eyes. Everyone else was jumping with joy, but no not me I was on the edge of insanity. It will make you smile they say, you wont be able to leave anywhere without it they say, when you're feeling down it will lift you up they say. Well after three days with it I say..... they were all LIES. It's the needest thing I've ever met. It's sneaky, loud, and messes up literally all of my good cloths. My wife is obsessed with it, and when people come over they seem to be obsessed too. Although I still cant find the fascination over it. I mean everytime I'm with it all it does is let out this loud noise. And she won't admit it but I know she loves it more than me. I mean what was I suppose to do now. It took away time from my friends, game nights, sexy sexy nights, a cold beer in the afternoon. They'll all call me crazy, but it knew what it was doing. It was taunting me every day and night. I knew I needed to do something, so I put a plan it to action. I told it the next time it ruins my shirt that it would reget it. But no did it listen.. And well you know the rest Judge. I mean how was I suppose to know trying to kill those things you call BABIES a crime! I mean if my friend or shall I say EX-FRIEND wouldn't have walked in. I would have finished it and the world well my world would be a better place... the judge mandated I go to a crazy ward for the crazies. After 18 years in there, I found out it had been commited too. HAHAHAHA It was evil, I knew those eyes were taunting me. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. And while all the dumb people in my old life were filled with sadness, I was feeled with tears of joy! I can now say my life is complete knowing that I stay in the world of crazies, and I was the only sane one.


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