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Submitted: February 25, 2017

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TheWeirdestBook

# 1

By Beau Burgess

 

Ch 1

 

Reality is not this is weird

 

Have you ever thought that you had the weirdest day, or your dog had done something crazy well wait till you hear this!!

A kid named Tony was in english class at Brave Township middle school. Mr. Vole (the english teacher) was teaching the difference between, reality and fiction. “Can a dog talk” asked a kid. Everyone laughed, except Mr. Vole.


 

“Now Tony what is reality” asked Mr. Vole.  “Reality is,” Tony paused as he saw a green dimensional portal swirling outside the grey parking lot of the school, Tony watched as it got bigger and bigger and bigger. Tony gasped as he thought this is the opposite of what he was gonna say.





“Tony pay attention” madly said Mr. Vole.  “The difference between reality and imagination is,” Tony paused as he saw a German Shepherd (a dog) exit the green swirly portal and enter the brown building.

 

“TONY IF YOU DON’T PAY ATTENTION YOU'RE GOING TO DETENTION SO GET TO IT” Just then a voice was heard on the entercom “INTERNAL LOCKDOWN A DOG JUST ATE A TEACHER RUUUUUUUUUUUN, crunch, munch, Gulp, HEY I NEED TONY TO COME WITH ME AND THE ONE TALKING RIGHT NOW IS DEFINITELY NOT A TALKING DOG”

 

Mr. Vole said, “Now that's was a prank, you see guys and girls, NO DOG CAN TALK, NONE, ABSOLUTELY NO WAY,”  Just then the lights flickered on and off “I NEED TONY TO COME WITH ME TO DEFEAT AN EVIL MAN NAMED BRIAN, or the world will be destroyed” said the person on the entercom.

 

Just then the door broke down. “TONY WHY DID YOU NOT COME, BRIAN’S AFOOT”

“This is definitely a prank if I rip this dogs mask off you can tell it’s a robot” Mr. Vole reached out to take the “mask” off the dog. The dog growled a mean dark growl. When Mr. Vole touched the dog's face, then THE DOG ATE HIM !!

 

“That guy tastes like human yuck” said the dog. The dog spit up Mr. Vole!! Mr. Vole was knocked out.  “I hope I don’t need to eat someone again” said the dog.  “Now Tony we need you” said the dog.  “There's no way in a million years i’m coming with a talking dog that came out of a portal from WHO KNOWS WHERE” said Tony.

 

“Well I came out of a portal from dimension Triple Question Mark” said the dog as she pulled out some tape out of her mouth.  “Umm what are you about to do with that tape” asked Tony.

 

“Well if you won’t come willingly, I'll make you” said the dog. The dog duck taped Tony to the chair and pulled the chair, out the door.  The cops were out the door. The cops shot the dog, well the dog just stood there eating leftover tape.


“Don’t move dog or we'll taze you” said a cop. Tony yelled, “THIS DOG IS CRAZY, IT CAN TALK” The dog’s skin shot out the bullets which shot the guns. The cops ran. The dog pushed the chair outside the school and into the parking lot and in the green dimensional portal.

 

Let me know if it needs work

 

 


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