Brain Hungness!

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Ladies, come and get it, that irresistible piece of me,
and it sure ain't my brain, it's the manly piece I'm not using, currently.

Now, don't get me wrong, I could have more action
than I can handle, although there is no such thing, I'm hung,

there no problem there, yes, it dominates most of my thinking,
ladies, it's a hobby horse, unless I've been drinking.

Everyone knows that the size of your hungness
is an indication of your worth as a man, that makes me best.

And I know that power is an irresistible aphrodisiac,
and so how much you want to get me in the sack.

Yes, it's a curse to carry these good looks,
I'm better looking than you'll ever see in books.

And, I don't want to brag, but I can tweet all night long,
yes, I'm obsessed with all things shlong.

It's how I know something is important enough
you know, for me to care about and stuff.

So, ladies, if you want to ride the D-train, 'all aboard!'
Love me or hate me, I will NOT be ignored!

Submitted: February 26, 2017

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Ladies, come and get it, that irresistible piece of me,

and it sure ain't my brain, it's the manly piece I'm not using, currently.

 

Now, don't get me wrong, I could have more action

than I can handle, although there is no such thing, I'm hung,

 

there no problem there, yes, it dominates most of my thinking,

ladies, it's a hobby horse, unless I've been drinking.

 

Everyone knows that the size of your hungness

is an indication of your worth as a man, that makes me best.

 

And I know that power is an irresistible aphrodisiac,

and so how much you want to get me in the sack.

 

Yes, it's a curse to carry these good looks,

I'm better looking than you'll ever see in books.

 

And, I don't want to brag, but I can tweet all night long,

yes, I'm obsessed with all things shlong.

 

It's how I know something is important enough

you know, for me to care about and stuff.

 

So, ladies, if you want to ride the D-train, 'all aboard!'

Love me or hate me, I will NOT be ignored!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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