Arderp's Armazing Derpventure

Arderp's Armazing Derpventure

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When a derpy monster hunter finds himself fighting monsters and gaining their powers, none of that matters!
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When a derpy monster hunter finds himself fighting monsters and gaining their powers, none of that matters!

Chapter1 (v.1) - Prologue/The Hunt Of A Lifetime

Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: February 27, 2017

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Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: February 27, 2017

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So, I was just a regular boy, well, not really…  I was sorta, ehh, mad?  Not in the anger way, in a crazy derp sorta way.  I didn’t have many friends, so I tried to become a monster hunter.  Eventually, I did.  I was good in school, and I became a hunter!  And this, is what happened.

 

So, I was hunting a zamtrios when it happened.  When, I learned of my ‘special abilities’.  So, I was fighting pretty good with my great sword made of tetsucabra, but then it shot a large blast of water.  I tried to block it with my sword, but it eventually gave way.  The water shot into my open mouth as I tried to yell, “DARN IT!”

When the water got inside me, I suddenly got really hungry.  So I pulled out a glutton tuna, and after I ate it and pulled out the slickaxe that had been hiding inside of it, pain shot through my body.

I felt like my lungs were changing, my body growing, and my mind dummening. I looked at myself, to find that I was starting to look like the zamtrios that I was fighting.  With the pain that I was somehow enduring, I felt my power grow, and then I roared.

I was exactly like the zamtrios that had attacked me with water.  I decided to try and give it a taste of its own medicene, and I shot a stream of water at the zamtrios.  It winced with the impact, but then dug under the ice.  I decided to dig under too, but I smashed my face on the ice.  All I then knew was true and utter PAIN!  I roared in fury, and then fell to the ground crying (Yes, they can cry) but then, I got really, REALLY mad!  And ice just appeared all over my body, and I got up, and stabbed the other zamtrios with my now extremely long horn.  It dodged it.

It came up from under the ice, and charged at me.  I then tried to slap it like any other human would but with a zamtrios body I slashed at it, missed, and fell flat on my back.  Then it tried to slash me to shreds, (which it almost managed.) but then to both our surprises, a giant silver dragon fell from the sky and ate the zamtrios.  Then because the quest was, ‘completed’, I teleported back to camp.  And thankfully, I reverted back to normal.

I had been confused by what had happened, but when I told the hub gal, she just said, “Well, that’s just you Arderp!  So, what do you want to hunt next?”  I was outraged, OUTRAGED!  She just shook off the thing that had changed my life.

“No, I’m sorry, but what I was saying had been true!  And I will NOT do anything else until you accept THAT!” I yelled, getting strange looks from the cat that held the quest book.

“Okay, I believe you!  Now, back to hunting something…” she said with a smile.

“Fine, I’ll take an uragaan, and make it quick!” I yelled, still mad that she had ignored what I had done.

 

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So, I started my uragaan quest, and would have killed it.  BUT A FRICKING TETSUCABRA HAD TO COME IN AND RUIN IT!  I had been slashing at the uragaan when that tetsucabra had just burrowed into the area, AND IT SNIPED ME WITH ITS GOOP FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WHOLE AREA!!!  I MEAN, HOW DOES SOMETHING EVEN DO THAT???  So, I got mad.  And the uragaan shot a bunch of magma/explosive slime into my yelling mouth.  And I felt this crazy hunger again!  I then ate the rock next to me…  And I felt that same pain inside me again!  And then, I turned into an uragaan.  Yeah… I think it has something to do with me getting the monster inside of me?

Anyways, I then smashed the tetsucabra with my giant hard rock beard.  He died.  Then, the other uragaan decided to try and smash me with his own beard.  I then ran out of the way, and tried to spit some slime at it.  I ended up getting a jaw ache…  Anyways, then a griffin came in, and ate the uragaan.  I had once again, ‘completed’, the quest and teleported back.  Also turning back into a human.  Weird things have been happening, ya’know?

AND WHY THE FLIP DO I ALWAYS LOSE MY WEAPON IN THE PROCESS!?!?  REALLY, I HAVE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE EVERY TIME!!!


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