Alphabet Conversation

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Thought I'd challenge myself by writing a conversation where each new exchange started with the next letter of the alphabet. Turned out silly, but hey, it wasn't the easiest thing to do. You go ahead and try it if you think I'm lyin' to ya. Go ahead. ..... I'm waiting....

Submitted: February 27, 2017

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Submitted: February 27, 2017

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Kilarski is always an amazing person.

But you forgot to take a look in the mirror, right?

'Course I did, that's where I noticed the greatness first!

Did you say "greatness", or "grayness"?

Every hair was in place, and my smile was radiant.

Four hairs on your entire head!  So what are you so excited about?

Good looks, talent, and a personality to die for!  Jealous?

Hardly.

I'm sure you will be once you get to know me.

Just having a bit of nausea at the moment, it will pass.

'K.  You're kidding, right?

Left my lunch all over your shoes.  Sorry about that.

My new shoes!!  What were you eating, sardines!?

Never mind about that.

Oh, This is SO disgusting!

Perhaps your radiant smile will clean it up.

Quiet!  Now I'm getting sick!

Really?  Aim for your shoes, they might be improved with some of your bile.

So siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!

That was impressive.

Ughhh.  Thanks for nothing!  This is one of the worst days of my life!

Viewed from your perspective, sure.  But I'm kind of enjoying myself.

Why!?

"X-rays reveal what a person really looks like under their skin."

You're nuts!

Zany and annoying maybe, but not insane.  Now you have a nice rest of your day!  Sorry about the shoes!


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