Equestria Life: Season 2

Equestria Life: Season 2

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This is where the children of our well-known characters steal the show.
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Summary

This is where the children of our well-known characters steal the show.

Chapter1 (v.1) - A Woman For Every Man

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This chapter has Flim searching for a woman that his brother will be happy with.

Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: February 28, 2017

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Chapter Content - ver.1

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Flim and Flam's Emporium

"Listen, I don't care if I become a male spinster. I'm just not made for loving anyone other than my brother, sister-in-law, and niece." Flam had just laid it out plainly to his brother that he had no interest in loving another person. His philosophy was that being 40 in Equestria and single meant you were off the market. "You need to look at this in some other way" Flim insisted. "You may be 40, but you have the vigor of a man who's half your age. Any woman who doesn't take advantage of that is a complete idiot." Flam gave his brother a long look and told him in no uncertain terms that all women were intelligent for not hooking up with an "old man" like him. Flim, however, wouldn't take no for an answer. He decided to recruit his wife and daughter to help him find a girl for Flam. They had an interview date at the gymnasium of Canterlot High. This is how their attempt to get Flam's woman went. "I used to be a member of the Equestrian Embassy." "Get out." "I. . .I beg your pardon?" "Get out. Now. What are you doing here? History. Wrong. Take her away. Get out. Freak! get out! Freak. Get out. OOOOUUUUTTTTT! 54 applicants, 54 losers." The 3 of them couldn't believe how disastrous they were when it came to finding a girlfriend. As they sat and rubbed their aching heads, a woman shyly walked into the gymnasium. They looked up and saw a woman with long red hair and sea-blue eyes. "I'm Littlebrook. Is this the place for the girlfriend attempts?" Flim nodded and she told them about herself. He told her that his people would call her people. He decided to try some others, but he didn't exactly get what he wanted. "So, what do you enjoy?" "Mostly, peace, quiet, and tranquility." Flim thought "With my wife and daughter, there's no way she'll get that." Another woman was wearing sunglasses and said at the end of her story "So, like I said, they were like dead when I got there." Pinkie Pie quickly glanced at the paper the woman gave them and said "We'll call you." Then a crazy nun came in and said "Said you needed a spastic woman and a possibly spastic sister so here I am a spastic sister because you needed a spastic sister, so here I am!" All 3 of them just stared for a full 20 seconds, then Primrose said "We'll let you know." After the nun left, Flim yelled "DISASTER!" All 3 of them knew that they had just 1 applicant who would probably work, which was Littlebrook. They did have 1 last idea though. they would have other woman go on a date with Flam and see what they thought. He got bad reviews "Self-centered, rude, impatient, conceited, boring, grouchy, scooy doob da pee pee gauhhh." After that last response, Pinkie Pie asked "How'd that baby get here?"

A/N: And you thought Pony Thread Simulator was crazy.


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