Witch & Zombie Zinger

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As soon as I saw this wonderful, humorous, and creepy drawing by "Jonas Jensen" I had to write a poem about this old Witch.

Submitted: March 09, 2017

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Headie McDowl

The one eyed sow

The Witch from County Kerry

Could not find a Bow

So wouldn't you know

She found a Zombie to marry.

 

He was kind-of green

And looked sort of mean

When he grunted in that Zombie way

But Headie thought it cute

And said, "He's a hoot"

When he took her for a roll in the hay.

 

Well all was fine

Until Zombie time

When Zombies want brains to eat.

Headie said, "NO!"

(For the first time, Ya Know?)

Then tossed him out in the street.

 

But Zombies are persistent

And death resistant

So Headie was look'n at doom.

But that Witch let fly

With a bolt from the sky

And now the Zombie's a broom.

 

D. Thurmond / JEF

03-08-2017


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