Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

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Updated lyrics to a classic song!!

Submitted: March 22, 2017

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Seems like 100 years ago today

 

Sergeant Dumper taught the band to play

 

They conned themselves into style

 

For comedians a guaranteed smile

 

So may I introduce to you,

 

the joke you've known seems like years,

 

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

 

 

Chorus:

 

We're Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band,

 

we hope you do enjoy our show

 

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band,

 

we're sorry but we'll never go

 

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

 

It's wonderful to be here,

For you it's been such a thrill

you're such a gullible audience

Invasive in your face that's us,

invasive in your face

 

 

We don't ever want to stop the show,

for y'all it's a never-ending blow

we're perpetrating on your ass

Not upper, but certainly no class

So let us introduce to you, Steve Bannon, shit-o-dear,

and Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

 


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