No One's Ever Heard of Us

No One's Ever Heard of Us

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This is the story of how eleven obscure monsters-Amihan, Chailai, Ava, Hideki, Tengfei, Darshwana, Kuparr, Fluffenheimer, Fenella, Mitsuyo, and Alsoomse-tried and failed to overthrow the US government.
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This is the story of how eleven obscure monsters-Amihan, Chailai, Ava, Hideki, Tengfei, Darshwana, Kuparr, Fluffenheimer, Fenella, Mitsuyo, and Alsoomse-tried and failed to overthrow the US government.

Chapter1 (v.1) - Dead Goat

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Submitted: March 24, 2017

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A wise man once said that all great stories begin with a dead goat. That wise man was my father, when he was drunk off his ass and sobbing over the death of his sister. I took his words to heart, and three days later I fucking died.  

Hold on, I just realized that this is moving a bit fast. Let me start the fuck over... 

Everyone hates the government. I hate the government, my friends hate the government, hell, the government hates the government. But no one ever does anything about it, because they'd get their human ass sent right to jail. At some point, I forget when exactly, Chailai pointed out that we could totally overthrow the government-after all, what're they gonna do? Execute us? Good luck, bastards.  

We decided that the best way to go about our morally ambiguous plan was to assign clear roles to everyone intent on toppling the American government and plunging a world superpower into anarchy. All eleven of us. At first, Chailai was the team leader, but she failed so epically it was almost a win, and I became leader by default. She is now the official spy. Ava is the computer whiz, Hideki is the plucky comic relief, Tengfei is the honorary old man, Darshwana is the strategist, Fluffenheimer is the team pet, Fenella is the cynical snarker, Mitsuyo is the seductress, Alsoomse is the prankster, and Kuparr is.... he's here too. 

Our plan was simple-eat everybody in the White House and then run like hell. This is the story of how we fucked up big time.


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