Picture It!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The way I USED to see things!

Submitted: March 26, 2017

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As Sophia from 'Golden Girls' would say, picture it--a country with problems, sure, but by using logic, and the laws of physics, a country that would find solutions to them. Now, picture a man with the mentality of a 5th grader, with a 5th grade way of viewing the world, and, like a few 5th graders, thinks that bullying and lying are the way to get what he wants. Picture it, this crude man being elected president (look, I never said it was a believable mind-picture--humor me, just go with it!) Picture it, said man-child tries to tell you that not only are the laws of physics wrong, only losers believed them in the first place. Picture it--society beginning to implode, because of the man-child president, who surrounds him self with like-minded simpletons who are willing to follow a wanna-be god. Picture it--a spokesman, little more than Howdy Doody, who defends anything the man-child president spews from his face-hole, a spokesman who somehow maintains a straight face while regurgitating the man-child's idiotic lies, and looking like a human pretzel (why do I see an image of Melissa McCarthy?) in trying to explain what the president actually meant.

 

Now, picture it--a man so appalled at what he is seeing happening to the country, indeed, the world, that he's questioning his mental stability because he's so obsessed with pointing out the extreme danger facing the country, and the world. Picture it--the man writing this being told by his mother that he's sick, and needs mental help. Picture it--the author having to be physically dragged from his compu--

 

By the way, Mom never said any of these things--simply used her as a comic foil!


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