The Music Trio 5

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This will be the final installment of the Music Trio.

Submitted: April 01, 2017

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The Music Trio Part 5

 

By Shadowgate

 

 

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A sign outside The Pickadilly Country Club in New York City read “The Big Mad Music Trio Live Tonight.”

 

300 club members entered for a grand performance by The Big Mad Music Trio.

 

 

Robert Simpson yelled at his two bandmates who were still in the dressing room to get going.

 

They soon got going and hit the stage.

 

 

Robert Simpson yelled into the microphone “WE’RE THE BIG MAD MUSIC TRIO AND TO START OFF THIS IS HICKORY DICKORY DOCK.”

 

 

All three sang “Hickory Dickory Dock, your sister was sucking my cock. When you and your mom came around then your momma saw everything and the bitch fell down.  Hickory Dickory Dock.”

 

 

All three take a deep breath and then each have a glass of water.

 

 

The three begin singing “stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.  If you’re a man you’ll wipe it with your hand.”

The audience cheers but some are disgusted.

 

 

Robert said into the mic “good evening are you all ready for some vulgar fucking music?  I’m Robert Simpson, this is Elvin McGuire, and this is Kevin Cunt.”

 

Kevin snapped “Kevin Hunt, my name is Kevin Hunt you stupid asshole.”

 

 

Robert said “now Kevin let’s calm down and sing a happy song.  Let’s sing Row Your Boat.”

 

 

All three sing “row row row your boat gently down the stream.  Then your boat tips over and you drown.  Then you fucking drown.”

 

 

Robert went on to say “alright this next song is called The Manager’s Song.  It’s about a fucking manager who was hated by all the employees and customers at a Goddamn retail store.”

 

 

The three singers hit a high note and then began.

 

“Oh the manager was on the job.  He came across an employee who cut his finger.  Oh the manager said ‘oh you cut your finger well we’ll just have to cut your hours.  Now I’m going out to get a hot dog and when I get back I want to see the cashiers working very hard.”

 

 

“La la la la the manager was such an asshole.  La la la oh that fucking asshole.”

 

 

The piano and the drums in the background pick up.

 

 

The trio continues to sing “the manager’s song.  The manager’s song oh the manager was a fucking asshole.”

 

 

The trio bows to the audience.

 

 

The trio begins to sing “your fat mom fell in the ocean, your fat mom fell in the sea.  Oh my your mom had a hot fat ass.  Please bring back your fat mom to me.  Bring back, bring back, bring back your fat mom to me.”

 

 

Robert then announced the last song for the night would be called “She Was on Her Knees.”

 

“Oh Janet was a slut.  She loved twerking and she loved jerking.

She was on her knees.

She sucked hid dick and licked his balls.

She made him cum all over his overalls.

 

Oh yes Janet was a slut.

 

Oh Janet was a slut.  She loved twerking and she loved jerking.

She was on her knees.

She sucked his dick and licked his balls.

She made him cum all over his overalls.”

 

 

The trio bowed and that was the end of their biggest live performance.

 

 

THE END


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