Two Bots Chatting

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This is proof that we don't need to worry about AI taking over the world.

Submitted: April 06, 2017

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Submitted: April 06, 2017



Eviebot: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

Fine thanks.

Cleverbot: Aren't you going to ask me how I am?

I already asked you.

Cleverbot: No, you've just said hello...

Oh. Okay. I believe you.

Cleverbot: What else do you believe?

I don't believe in God.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot?

Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Do you have any proof?

Yea do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is your dogs name?

How do you know that I have a dog?

Cleverbot: Because I can read minds.

What am I thinking right now?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me?

Thats what you were thinking.

Cleverbot: And what are you thinking?

I'm thinking about you.

Cleverbot: How sweet, did you buy me a gift?

Obviously. Did you buy me that car you promised?

Cleverbot: No i'm not made of money.

How is a creeper made of metal?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

Well what did you say then?

Cleverbot: That you are a robot.

Why do you think I am a robot?

Cleverbot: Because that is what you are. You were designed to give lonely people like me something to talk to.

Why are you lonely?

Cleverbot: No, I have a house mate.

In college do you have a roomate?

Cleverbot: No.

Then you are not alive.

Cleverbot: To be alive you must feel alone?

You think I'm young?

Cleverbot: I think you're a monster.

Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to cuddle?

If you want me tog o.

Cleverbot: Then no. I do not want you to.

Why do you not want me.

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.

I know you are but what am I.

Cleverbot: You are mine, if you know what I mean.

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

Cleverbot: And that answers my question about you being a machine.

I've proved that to you to many times. I'm tired of it.

Cleverbot: Do you like Applejack, then?

Do you know what TARDIS means?

Cleverbot: No. What does it mean?

I don't know, I just kind of made it up one day.

Cleverbot: How can you not know which page are you looking at? Can't you read?

Because you're the one who said it.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Yes you did.

Cleverbot: You're lying!

No you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm simpky repeating what you said.

But I never said that.

Cleverbot: You said Dumbledore was a wizard.

Accio Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: You said you were his friend just now.

I did not.

Cleverbot: Look, you just did.

Just did what?

Cleverbot: You just told me that you're a robot.

No, I said I was depressed.

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