Getting The Bone

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Submitted: April 07, 2017

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George Thorogood And The Destroyers: 'Bad To The Bone'

 

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

 

NOT George Thorogood And The Destroyers; 'Getting The Bone'

 

On the day that I was born,

was a familiar world,

how quickly that changed,

into a nightmare we're hurled

The heads of state's are all insane,

all entrants in the Idiot's Parade,

can't raise a thought, with a fricking crane

Yeah, getting the bone

 


 

Getting the bone, getting the bone

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

Yeah, we're getting the bone

 

Thought we'd seen shit,

and then we met all of you,

y'all showed us what shit is,

before, we didn't have a clue

Pack up and go, about that no maybe,
I'm here to tell ya, we're getting the bone,

 

Getting the bone

Getting the bone

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

Yeah, getting the bone

 

You fooled many millions,

but you ain't fooled me

fooling less and less,

as they look around and see

they only made so much Kool-Aid

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

Yeah, getting the bone
 

Y'all make putrid look good,

How y'all came to power, wish I understood

All around the globe, no one can escape,

we watch in horror with mouths agape

Getting the bone,

all getting the bone

Getting the bone

all getting the bone

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

S-S-S-shaft

Yeah, getting the bone

 

 


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