Reunion For Bob!

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Twins!

Submitted: April 13, 2017

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Baghdad Bob was feeling a little low,

ever since his boss, Saddam, was told to go

 

How he missed telling whoppers to the press,

and getting them so confused, they could only guess

 

at what the hell he meant, that is, until now

he'd found his long-lost twin, Sean, and oh how

 

that man could lie with a straight face, and spin

bullshit into gold, and fabricate a false truth out of thin

 

air. He could tie his own brain into knots of steel,

tying to explain away another outlandish deal

 

his boss ordered him to sell as stone fact

no matter how ludicrous, or if facts he lacked

 

At first, even Bob felt sorry for this puppet-voice,

defending the indefensible, until he remembered that he had a choice,

 

he had an option, all he had to do was quit,

and just say no to spreading his fertilizer shit,

 

but it was obvious, that like him, Sean had no balls.

He'd ride the rapids of lies, and go over the falls!


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