Jasper Slugshaw's very first date

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
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a sequel to- Driving through Grimstone Low. can be read as a stand alone but makes more sense if you read the other first

Submitted: April 23, 2017

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Submitted: April 23, 2017

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Jasper Slugshaw’s very First Date

 

 

The great smell of Brut, splash it all over

Grimstone Low’s got a new Casanova

Liberal deodorant, Africa - Lynx

‘nuff to make your eyes water, the way that he stinks

A new kid on the block, and don’t it feel great

Jasper Slugshaw has got his very first date.

 

 

Petrova Prim. From Joyville High

The apple of young Jasper’s eye

A posh bird, from Voyville

Of all the posh places

Sartorial elegance

Airs and graces

He knows that his punching above his own weight

Jasper Slugshaw has got his very first date

 

He’d been primed with a list

Of the don’ts, and the do’s

To remember his manners

His P’s and his Q’s

He’s to wash his hands if

He goes to the bog

And to take his fag out

If he tries for a snog

To arrive there in time, and not to be late

Jasper Slugshaw has got his very first date

 

To Petrova’s mam

It had come as a shock

That her daughter was dating

Such lowly bred stock

She’d hoped for a nice boy

One from Joyville High

Not a scumbag from Grimstone

Where rats go to die

Of course there’s the class thing

To consider. Moreover

Grimestone’s the place where she’d run a dog over

A story, Petrova can’t wait to relate

Jasper Slugshaw has got his very first date.

 

 

 

 


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