The Speeding Ticket

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A 17 year old and his dad both get a speeding ticket. However age has privileges.

Submitted: April 25, 2017

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The Speeding Ticket

 

By Shadowgate

 

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17 year old Jacob Smith just got home at 3:40 PM.  When he got home he told his mother he got a speeding ticket two blocks away for going 52 in a 40 mph road.

 

 

Emily said “oh no” and banged her head on the desk.  “What the fuck happened?”

 

Jacob said “well I was pulling through Maple Vine and I got pulled over.”

 

Emily said “oh no these tickets go on your record.”

 

Jacob said “well not if you take defensive driving.”

 

Emily said “well that defensive driving is coming out of your Goddamn savings.”

 

Jacob said “well then I’ll pay for the damn defensive driving.”

 

Emily said “watch your mouth.”

 

Jacob said “you’re the one who’s cussing big time.”

 

Emily went on “GODDAMN RIGHT I’M CUSSING, WHAT YOU DID WAS IRRESPONSIBLE!  I’M FUCKING PISSED OFF!”

 

Jacob was in total shock as he looked at his mother.  His mother Emily had a look of rage on her face.  She screamed that he was irresponsible and that she never wanted him to get a driver’s license. 

 

Jacob slammed his hand on the dinner table.

 

Emily screamed “DON’T YOU SLAM YOUR HAND ON THE DINNER TABLE.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?  FIRST YOU GET A GODDAMN SPEEDING TICKET THEN YOU POUND THE FUCKING TABLE!”

 

 

Jacob stormed up to his room. 

 

 

Emily stormed up after her son “YOU GODDAMN KIDS TODAY!”

 

 

Emily was so mad she yelled “GODDAMN IT” three times over.

 

 

TWO HOURS LATER JACOB SENIOR ARRIVED HOME FROM WORK.

 

When he got in the door he said “honey I’ve got bad news.”

 

Emily screamed “I’VE GOT BAD NEWS AND I’M GOING TO TELL YOU FIRST!”

 

Jacob Senior was taken by surprise and said “what is it?”

 

Emily answered “our stupid kid got a speeding ticket.”

 

Jacob Senior laughed and Emily yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT?”

Jacob Senior replied “I got a ticket as well for speeding.”

 

Emily screamed “YOU GOT A TICKET!  WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THAT POLICE OFFICER?  THE POLICE OFFICER WHO GAVE YOU THAT TICKET MUST HAVE BEEN A COMPLETE RETARD!  HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHY THJEY HIRE IDIOTS TO WORK IN GOVERNMENT POSITIONS LIKE THAT!  MY HUSBAND GOT A TICKET!  THAT MAKES ME SICK!”

 

 

Jacob Junior yelled from upstairs “HEY MOM I THINK THE POLICE OFFICER WHO GAVE ME A SPEEDING TICKET TODAY WAS RETARDED!”

 

 

Emily yelled “DON’T BE A SMARTASS.”

 

 

THE END

 

 

 

 

 

 


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