Snotty Zombie

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Helpful fishmonger LADY GEORGIA PLUM is arguing with patient doctor MASTER ROBERT LAKEMAN. GEORGIA tries to hug ROBERT but he shakes her off.

Chapter 1 (v.1) - Chapter 1

Submitted: April 28, 2017

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Helpful fishmonger LADY GEORGIA PLUM is arguing with patient doctor MASTER ROBERT LAKEMAN. GEORGIA tries to hug ROBERT but he shakes her off.

GEORGIA Says
Please Robert, don't leave me.
ROBERT Says
I'm sorry Georgia, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
GEORGIA Says
I am such a person!
ROBERT frowns.

ROBERT Says
I'm sorry, Georgia. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
Then ROBERT leaves.

GEORGIA sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, incredible housekeeper DR ALBERT WILSON barges in looking flustered.

GEORGIA Says
Goodness, Albert! Is everything okay?
ALBERT Says
I'm afraid not.
GEORGIA Says
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
ALBERT Says
It's ... a Zombie ... I saw an evil Zombie Stomp a bunch of Zombies!
GEORGIA Says
Defenseless Zombies?
ALBERT Says
Yes, defenseless Zombies!
GEORGIA Says
What The hell, Albert! We've got to do something.
ALBERT Says
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
GEORGIA Says
You can start by telling me where this happened.
ALBERT Says
I was...
ALBERT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

GEORGIA Says
Focus Albert, focus! Where did it happen?
ALBERT Says
Miami Beach! That's right - Miami Beach!
GEORGIA springs up and begins to run.


Georgia rushes along the street, followed by ALBERT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.


INEZ PARKLE (Which Is snotty Zombie), terrorizes two Zombies.

GEORGIA, closely followed by ALBERT, rushes towards INEZ, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

ALBERT Says
What is is? What's the matter?
GEORGIA Says
That's not just any old Zombie, that's Inez Parkle!
ALBERT Says
Who's Inez Parkle?
GEORGIA Says
Who's Inez Parkle? Who's Inez Parkle? Only the most snotty Zombie in the universe!
ALBERT Says
Blinking' knickers, Georgia! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most snotty Zombie in the universe!
GEORGIA
You can say that again.
ALBERT Says
Blinking' knickers, Georgia! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most snotty Zombie in the universe!
GEORGIA Says
I'm going to need Gun, lots of Gun.
Inez turns and sees Georgia and Albert. He grins an evil grin.
Georgia Plum, we meet again.
ALBERT Says
You've met?
GEORGIA Says
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
A young GEORGIA is sitting in a park listening to some Rap music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.

She looks up and sees INEZ. She takes off her headphones.

INEZ Says
Would you like some Chocolate?
Georgia's eyes light up, but then he studies INEZ more closely, and looks uneasy.

GEORGIA Says
I don't know, you look kind of snotty.
INEZ
Me? No. I'm not snotty. I'm the least snotty Zombie in the world.
GEORGIA Says
Wait, you're a Zombie?
GEORGIA runs away, screaming.
INEZ Says
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
ALBERT Says
(To GEORGIA) You ran away?
GEORGIA Says
(To ALBERT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
GEORGIA turns to INEZ.

GEORGIA Says
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
GEORGIA runs away.

She turns back and shouts.

GEORGIA Says
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Gun.
INEZ
I'm not scared of you.
GEORGIA Says
You should be.
GEORGIA and ALBERT walk around searching for something.

GEORGIA Says
I feel sure I left my Gun somewhere around here.
ALBERT Says
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Gun.
GEORGIA
You know nothing Albert Wilson.
ALBERT Says
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, INEZ appears, holding a pair of Gun.

INEZ Asks
Looking for something?
ALBERT Says
Crikey, Georgia, he's got your Gun.
GEORGIA Says
Tell me something I don't already know!
ALBERT Says
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
GEORGIA Says
I know that already!
ALBERT Says
I'm Going TO KILL YOU.
INEZ Says
Dude!
While INEZ is looking at ALBERT with disgust, GEORGIA lunges forward and grabs her deadly Gun. He wields them, triumphantly.

GEORGIA Says
Prepare to die, you snotty Carrot!
INEZ
No please! All I did was Stomp a bunch of Zombies!
ROBERT enters, unseen by any of the others.

GEORGIA Says
I cannot tolerate that kind of behavior! Those Zombies were defenseless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Georgia Plum defender of innocent Zombies.
INEZ Says
Don't hurt me! Please!
GEORGIA Says
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Guns on you right away!
INEZ Says
Because Georgia, I am your father.
GEORGIA looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.

GEORGIA Says
No you're not!
INEZ SAYS
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
INEZ tries to grab the Gun but GEORGIA dodges out of the way.

GEORGIA Says
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, INEZ slumps to the ground.

ALBERT Says
Did he just faint?
GEORGIA Says
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Gun.
GEORGIA crouches over INEZ's body.

ALBERT Says
Be careful, Georgia. It could be a trick.
GEORGIA
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Inez Parkle is dead!
GEORGIA Says
What?
GEORGIA Says
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
ALBERT claps his hands.

ALBERT Says
So your Gun did save the day, after all.
ROBERT steps forward.

ROBERT Says
Is it true? Did you kill the snotty Zombie?
GEORGIA Says
Robert how long have you been...?
ROBERT puts his arm around GEORGIA.

ROBERT Says
Long enough.
GEORGIA Says
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Inez Parkle.
ROBERT Says
Then the Zombies are safe?
GEORGIA Says
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Zombies enter, looking relived.

ROBERT Says
You are their hero.
The Zombies bow to GEORGIA.

GEORGIA Says
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Inez Parkle will never Stomp Zombies ever again, is enough for me.
ROBERT
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Zombies passes GEORGIA an Adorable Boyfriend

ROBERT Says
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
GEORGIA Says
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.

GEORGIA Says
Well, if you insist.
GEORGIA takes the Boyfriend.

GEORGIA Says
Thank you.
The Zombies bow their heads once more, and leave.

GEORGIA turns to ROBERT.

GEORGIA Says
Does this mean you want me back?
ROBERT
Oh, Georgia, of course I want you back!
GEORGIA smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

GEORGIA Says
Well you can't have me.
ROBERT
WHAT?
GEORGIA Says
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Zombie to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
ROBERT
But...
GEORGIA
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Albert.
ALBERT grins.

ROBERT Says
But...
ALBERT Says
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
ROBERT
Georgia?
GEORGIA Says
I'm sorry Robert, but I think you should skidaddle.
ROBERT leaves.

ALBERT turns to GEORGIA.

ALBERT Says
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
GEORGIA Says
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly ALBERT stops.

ALBERT Says
When I said I'm Going TO KILL YOU, you know I was just trying to distract the Zombie don't you?


THE END


Script Created By: Dylan Lewis..
Story Type: Horror & Action..

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