'Limp Eunich'

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NOT Airplane!

Submitted: May 08, 2017

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Submitted: May 08, 2017

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Jefferson Airplane--'White Rabbit'

 

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

And call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head

******

NOT Jefferson Airplane--'No Shagging'

This pill makes you stronger, this pill shrivels your balls,
If one pill causes shrinkage, two leaves you with none at all

Taking steroids, hear big payday's call

And if you're caught, just play stupid
After all, why worry, you won't need cupid

Don't call Alice, when you've no balls

When the white pills make your pants sag,

and you're in effect a eunuch, you've got lonely in the bag

Don't ask Alice, 'cause she will not shag

When sex drive has abandoned, and your lust is running low
at least you've got you some football,
and you're a superstar, don't you know?

Remember, you won't need hard
shrinkage-the flaccid card, the flaccid card

 


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