'Dogfish On My Line'

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Submitted: May 14, 2017

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Johnny Cash--'I Walk The Line'


I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line


 

******

 

NOT Johnny Cash--'Dogfish On The Line'

 

I keep a close watch on that pole of mine
I get more and more disgusted all the time
I'm on the lookout for anything that rhymes
And now I've got a dogfish on my line

I find it very, very easy to be pissed
I finally, finally got the perfect place to fish
To just avoid you was my greatest wish
and now I've got, a dogfish on my line

As sure as we're about to go dark 'cause there's no light,
I'll stab you in the brain with my knife

and as you spiral away out of sight,
prehistoric bastard--it serves you right!

I threw your sorry ass over the side
I call it quits now, you're on your long slide
to be ripped apart by your former tribe

you f****d me up, and it serves you right!

I keep a close watch on that pole of mine
I get more and more disgusted all the time
I'm on the lookout for anything that rhymes
I've got a dogfish on my line
 

Johnny Cash--'I Walk The Line'


I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line


 

******

 

NOT Johnny Cash--'Dogfish On The Line'

 

I keep a close watch on that pole of mine
I get more and more disgusted all the time
I'm on the lookout for anything that rhymes
And now I've got a dogfish on my line

I find it very, very easy to be pissed
I finally, finally got the perfect place to fish
To just avoid you was my greatest wish
and now I've got, a dogfish on my line

As sure as we're about to go dark 'cause there's no light,
I'll stab you in the brain with my knife

and as you spiral away out of sight,
prehistoric bastard--it serves you right!

I threw your sorry ass over the side
I call it quits now, you're on your long slide
to be ripped apart by your former tribe

you f****d me up, and it serves you right!

I keep a close watch on that pole of mine
I get more and more disgusted all the time
I'm on the lookout for anything that rhymes
I've got a dogfish on my line
 


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