Dangerous Animal

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Defining the most dangerous farm animal. The most dangerous farm animal on the planet is the CHICKEN. Free range chickens are to be feared. They will lay eggs everywhere except the nest box the farmer built for the hens. The first person that saw the egg come out of the hens butt and thought it was a good idea to eat the egg and raise chickens should be caught and … well.... use your imagination.

Submitted: May 15, 2017

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The most dangerous farm animal on the planet is the CHICKEN. Free range chickens are to be feared. They will lay eggs everywhere except the nest box the farmer built for the hens. The farmer's wife and kids are taxed with finding said eggs. Sometimes without success. The eggs not found go to waste if not eaten by a fox or skunk. It's a waste of resources to raise free range chickens. They attract foxes and skunks.

'Free range' may be defined as being able to roam as far as their legs will take them after spending the night in the hen house so thoughtfully provided by the farmer. But the chicken, having the brain power of a rock while still related to the dinosaur, mostly stays close to the hen house. A real dinosaur would roam a long way thus get lost. But not the chicken. It stays underfoot.

The first person that saw the egg come out of the hens butt and thought it was a good idea to eat the egg and raise chickens should be caught and … well.... use your imagination.

Collecting the eggs for a meal is a war onto it's self. One fought by every child of a chicken raising farmer. Another reason to find that 'first person'. You can recognize a chicken egg gathering farm child just by the permanent hen pecks and scratches on their bare arms. Not to mention how that nervous face tick and stutter acts up when thinking, let alone, talking about c-c-chickens.

If you want to raise a dangerous animal, you can not go wrong by choosing a dinosaur. When someone says you are 'chicken' you are really one nasty person.


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