Barbecue At Vlad's

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A celebration!

Submitted: May 17, 2017

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"Before we eat the slaughtered American pig, which I named Donny, before I personally bashed it's head in, that's now roasting over this Russian Fire, I, your host for this celebration of Russian guile, Vlad Putin, would just like to propose a toast to us, Russia, for playing the American President like a cheap suit. Well, you know what I mean. I don't think the American people even know how shallow and gullible they're president is., ha, ha, ha, sheep puppets, dancing to a fiddling Russian jig. So, comrades, a toast--to that fool puppet Trump, for going along with whatever I say. 

 

Oh, wait, before we drink, I'd just like to share this latest tidbit with you, and you'll get a kick out of this, I've offered to turn over a transcript of Dump's meeting with our ambassadors, that Dump banned the American press from, ha, ha, ha, like can't doctor it? Gullible Americans, huh? I'd like to add foolish Americans to my toast--gentlemen, here's to President Dump and his Dumpettes!" 


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