'The Huge-Stones'

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic
Theme songs updated for today

Submitted: May 19, 2017

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Theme from 'The Flintstones'

 

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
We'll have a gay old time.


******

 

Theme From 'The Huge-Stones'

 

Huge-Stones, meet the Huge-Stones
they're the Alt-Right delusion family
From the House of All-White
they try to sell us revision history

They ride you as their lies and history meet
overseen by The Dumper, King of Tweet

When you're, reamed by Huge-Stone's,
they're going to screw you,
they're gonna do you
they'll have a gay old time.

******

 

Theme From 'The Beverly Hillbillies'


Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,

Then one day he was shootin at some food,

And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

 

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,

Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"

Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

 

Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.

And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.

You're all invited back a gain to this locality

To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

 

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Theme From 'The Washington Bullies'


Come and listen to a story about a man named Don

poor business man but he had the country conned
then one day he found himself president
so he started to lie and sow discontent
Lies, that is, white lies, whopper lies

Well the next thing you know old Dump deconstructs
the pillars of democracy 'cause his ideology sucks
He said, 'Moscow is the place to be,
so he sold everyone down the river, including you and me
Boned, that is, criminals, con men


Well, we hope to say goodbye to Don and all his kin
but they're now entrenched, just the same as him
You're all invited back for another reaming round
They've bulldozed democracy right into the ground

Dictatorship--say goodbye--take your pants off

Y'all turn your back, y'hear?


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