Riverside Stoner Aliens

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
Just another quick nugget of a tale, idk

Submitted: May 20, 2017

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The side of the river, an alien named Grant, a human named Dwayne, a fat doobie, what could go wrong? Well...that's what we're here to find out. So, it just so happened that Dwayne was feeling somewhat bored so it dawned on him that it might be a good idea to head to the river to see if he would encounter any aliens, and what would you know, he did encounter an alien! Dwayne pulled up to the side of the river where the alien was sitting and decided it would be a moderately decent idea to perhaps maybe sit his ass down next to the alien and hope that said alien would ask Dwayne if he wanted to smoke some of his dank alien herb, naturally Dwayne couldn't possibly turn down the chance to take a toke of some extraterrestrial marijuana so he took up the aliens offer and proceeded to take a toke of the aliens joint, after they smoked the joint Dwayne got so stoned from it that he honestly thought he was going to die from it, but thankfully it passed and after that he decided to go for a bike ride with the alien to go to a different spot so they could smoke another one of the aliens joints, anywho, after they pulled up at the new spot Grant the alien pulled out another one of his doobies, lit that shit up, took a toke and then passed it to Dwayne. They got so stoned from the joint that they both started giggling like crazy, of course being an alien Grant's laugh sounded incredibly bizarre, but i mean even Dwayne's laugh is pretty bizarre by human standards, so maybe they really are a perfect match for each other?


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