Things I have been told or Asked as a Writer

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Submitted: May 21, 2017

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Submitted: May 21, 2017

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1. I could NOT just sit down and write all day...

-umm, as if there aren't worse things I could do with my time.

 

2. What do you even write about anyways?

-yep, there are no topics in the world that can ever be written about or has been already.

 

3. This is Jasmine, she writes stuff.

-yeah....just stuff.

 

4. So you write little stories and stuff?

-okay, what the f*^^K is STUFF?

 

5. you get paid?

-would it matter if I did or not?

 

6. May I read it?

-*gets excited, says sure, brings it in to them* "oh thats too long for me"...

 

7. I used to write a long time ago.

-okay....

 

8. My (insert family member they have not spoke to in years) writes too, you two should talk some.

- when was the last time you even saw their first name come up on your caller ID.....yeah, I know. 

 

9. I don't see how you do it, its too much for me.

- A. I've done it for most of the life...

you only came around during the holidays that involved food and B. that is why I am me and you are you. 

 

10. You must read alot.

-sure?

 

11. That sounds alot like (insert famous successful work here) 

-*so much internal screaming*

 

12. Remember me when you are rich and famous.

-Because supporting me at my humble starting point doesn't really benifet you .....huh? 


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