Super Latin Lover

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Latin lovers are generally the most extreme example of physical attraction in a male and of masculine ideals. Such men believe that women have a kind of sexual fascination for them making them emotionally and physically irresistible. Antonio was a Latin lover. Every time he read the description of Latin lover in the dictionary he felt it was written for him.

Submitted: May 22, 2017

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Latin lovers are generally the most extreme example of physical attraction in a male and of masculine ideals. But ideals consumed by notions of sexual potency and allure. Such men believe that women have a kind of sexual fascination for them making them emotionally and physically irresistible. Mannerisms are forced upon women and aimed at attempting to get them to engage in a sexual act.

Antonio was a Latin lover. Every time he read the description of Latin lover in the dictionary he felt it was written for him. It's so enjoyable for him to be lost in an "Laberinto de pasiones" (labyrinth of passion). It's called "La ley del deseo" (the law of desire). His passion was so strong and irresistible for women that he was called the "Matador". Women went crazy for him and that provoked in them "Delirios de amor" (delusions of love). He literally took "Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown" during the sex act. He called it metaphorically "El placer de matar" (kill for pleasure). That's why he was called the Matador. The little death -is translation from the French "la petite mort", a popular reference for a sexual orgasm- he provoked in women was what made him so popular. Nobody did it better than him.

Once he met a blonde Scandinavian girl he called "La Blanca Paloma" (The White Dove). And when they were in bed she asked him at his surprise.

"Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!"

This girl was into bondage. She looked like an angel, but she was definitely not. Another time, he met a girl called "Frida" and they had sex "Contra el viento" (against the wind). Not against a wall or a tree, against the wind. Another time, he met "Una mujer bajo la lluvia" (a woman under the rain) and when they were in bed she told him:

"¡Dispara!" (shoot)

And Antonio executed himself. Not with a gun of course, he just used his "reproductive weapon" like a gun. Another time, he met a "Femme Fatale"; she had "The Body" of Beyoncé. But it was an "Original Sin" cause this woman was in reality a "Black Butterfly". And since the day he met her, he felt guilty. Sex was no longer fun and innocent.

"Imagining Argentina", he went on a long holidays of "33 Días" (33 days) to forget his guilt. There he met a woman called "Evita". She was told a few months earlier by a friend:

"You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger."

"El señor Galíndez", a guy who witnessed their encounter whispered to Antonio in his ear:

"La Mujer de tu vida." (the woman of your life)

Her parents had told her all her life:

"Never Talk to Strangers."

But this is the kind of things parents tell their kids. When you are a grown up you just stop listening to your parents, don't you?

Antonio fell in love for the first time of his life and said to himself:

"I think I'm a romantic person, yeah."

Now he is happily married in Argentina with Evita, who looks so happy with him that he calls her "La mujer feliz" (The happy woman).

Before traveling to Argentina, he was a Latin lover, and this was the kind of thoughts that crossed his mind:

"I like flesh. I do! Something to hold."

And his favorite parts to hold were: butt and boobs. You shouldn't be shocked by a Latin lover.

"In Spain we have a saying about the essentials of life: good food, good wine, good sex, good sleep."

This is at night. In the morning it's just the same, but in the opposite order: good sleep, good sex, good wine, good food.

"Expectation is the mother of all frustration."

And what is the father of all frustration? You don't say that, it doesn't exist. Only the mothers get frustrated. The fathers? They just don't care, they move on.

"I divide my time badly."

Four hours eating, four hours drinking, four hours of sex, eight hours of sleep,... that leaves just four hours to work in the day. No surprise Antonio is broke.

"So, goodnight Antonio. I hope you'll never hear from your son: "My Mom's New Boyfriend". Having been a Latin lover can have bad consequences. It's called the karma, the law of cause and effect."

 


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