'We Have A Winner!'

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
First place, baby!

Submitted: May 24, 2017

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"Ladies and gentlemen, betting is now closed."

 

The winner of THE stupidest president, in a landslide vote, is The Big Dumper, the fraudulent one, pretending that you have a clue what you're doing. Treating the presidency like a reality show, with all the insane statements, designed to get you attention. Well, Don-Boy, you've got attention, the T. V. ratings are way up, and you don't seem to care why. Any attention is good attention to you. We're watching because so many of us view you as a laughingstock, with the joke on us, and tune into see what you're going to f*** up next. 'Put butts in the seats,' is your golden rule, the only thing you're capable of understanding. Seeing that people are ridiculing you, being too dense and narcissistic to comprehend why--you lash out like the immature bully you are.

 

Your dumb shit actions are drawing attention to you all right, like people are watching a slow-motion train wreck--'I'll be your conductor today, Conductor Dolt'! First, you pull the boner of outing Israel to Russia as 'country X' that gave the U. S. secret information, and then advertising your inept stupidity by visiting Israel and drawing attention to said boner by announcing first thing that you never said it was Israel that we got information from. The whole problem is, the bad guys can walk and chew gum at the same time, unlike you, and put 2 and 2 together. You're acting like a 10 year old, who got caught smoking, denying it while surrounded by a halo of blue smoke, and then reminding the entire class what an idiot you are by announcing you didn't have a cigarette again. I know some of you are sick of me ranting about Dump, but I feel like he's the biggest personal homegrown threat we've ever faced when it comes to our democracy, so, until he leaves office, you'll be seeing plenty more--so I'd like to apologize in advance!

 

 

 


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