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Submitted: May 25, 2017

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We interrupt this program to bring you some breaking news.

Im Dick Dangley and welcome to Channel 8 news. The police have discovered a crack smugling case. Two full trucks of crack have been confiscated. In other news, my two trucks of crack have been taken away.

And now for the weather.

Thanks Dick, as we can see a Sharknado is about to hit North Dakota, while South Dakota has little to no chance of clouds.

Now for sports news.

Thanks Dick, an old lady fell down near the London Eye and Chelsea got a penalty. In other news, balls. Back to you Dick.

Thanks Sergei, after the concert in Manchester, Arianna Grande said it was a blast. The concert was also good.

This just in: Donald Trump blinked, I think hes planning a terrorist attack.

Thats it for today, thanks for watching and have a shitty day


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