'King Dump'

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Submitted: May 27, 2017

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Steve Martin--'King Tut'

 

King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see you,
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum. (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're sellin' you.
Now, when I die,
Don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut

Songwr

 

 

NOT Steve Martin;


Now when he was a young man,

he went by Don or Donny
But now the important thing is he's quite out of his tree
((King Dump)--how'd he get so mental,
(Ego Dump)--Can't return this rental
(King Dump)--his ideas are so bental
 

Born 2,000 years too late
Had a hunger he couldn't sate
(King Dump) it may already be too late

Many a subject tried to fighty (King Dump),
but was stubborn as a donkey (Stubborn Ass)
Thinks 'me' instead of 'we'!
 

Originally was Dumpovius
but shortened it to Dump (King Dump)
He was never too bright (Dumb Dump)
mouthed off double pump (Foolish Dump)
Ladies were retching at his style (Vain Dump)
really makes them projectile
Massive ego on the Nile
Big False Idol
He's a narcissist
He's conning you

with callous disregard
He's quite off his nut,
demands your loyalty
above your love of country
delusions that he's royalty
runs a lot of scammies
 

Born 2,000 years too late, has an ego he can't sate
Born 2,000 years too late, engenders all our hate
King Dump


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