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How Many...?

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Dump answers a couple of zingers!

Submitted: May 28, 2017

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How many president's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Same answer for 'How many president's does it take to screw up? One, but if you say my name, I'll sue your ass!'

How many obvious signs do you need to start impeachment? "You'll never find that out, 'cause I'm too fricking powerful, and you're all losers"

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Sun, May 28th, 2017 9:40am

Good questions, all-too-true answers. Nice one, Mike!

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Sun, May 28th, 2017 9:50am

Thanks, Hully!

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