Deer Mistar Presadint

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Kids say the truest things!

Submitted: June 02, 2017

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Deer Mistarr Presadint, Iyam writin to u taday cawse my parints disagri with eech otter. My Dad thinks u r a grete businousman, whowel be jus wat the contry nedes, wile mommie thinks u r the mowest dispikable bottum feedor. Aftar yer 'pussie-grabin' coment, Mommie skreemed at the telivition, and sayd I was two yung to here tawlk lik that. Daddie sayd it wuld tuffen me up, thayt no kid of hisis gonna bee a panzi. Mommie then yels at Daddie, and then Dady cals Mommy a bad werd and stormes out of the hous in a rayage. Hes bin spenden mowst of hiss tyme awat the tavarn. I am writen to u twoday too awask u if u culd cawl my howes and straytin evrything owet tween my parints? U seme lyk a nise mawn. Siyend Timy, ayage fower.


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