Murdergate!

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Another election year filled with yet another revolving door of self-interested sellouts posing as public servants is in full swing. With each passing four years, candidates have grown more extreme in their methods of winning the presidency. This year, Joe Clay, a candidate steamrolled at first by his opponents, finds himself moving forward by organizing the death of them. Barely beyond casual at this point with what he's playing for. As for the perpetrators for this plan, they're found and easily recruited from different bases of the campaign's support: the public, the one the electorate thinks matters most, and moneyed interest, where the real winners and losers are decided.

Table of Contents

The Way of Clay

Submitted: June 04, 2017

In a cold, dark room coveted with books shelves and flags of the United States of America with the colour sucked away from them, as the p... Read Chapter

The Candidate's Candidates

Submitted: June 04, 2017

Later, both men are in Clay's campaign headquarters' windowless basement, almost like a bunker, barely lit. Corey is standing beside a pr... Read Chapter

Latino Male Satanists for Joe Clay

Submitted: June 04, 2017

In a downtown office floor, covered in countless Joe Clay posters and telephone sets all marked differently strewn about the cubicles wit... Read Chapter

Smith and Jones USA Corp.

Submitted: June 04, 2017

In the dark, shady, dirtied bathroom of a public park, a woman and a man are speaking to each other from separate stalls. "Come on, y... Read Chapter

Biblical Levels of Firestorming

Submitted: June 04, 2017

Back in the campaign headquarters' basement, both Jacob and Schneider take a seat at the table with Corey having led them there as Clay h... Read Chapter

Rob Gordon 2020

Submitted: June 04, 2017

Days later, behind the scenes of an outdoor stage rally for presidential candidate Rob Gordon, Schneider, adorning a Rob Gordon campaign ... Read Chapter

The Marcus Gauche Pre-Show

Submitted: June 11, 2017

The pale moon glistens above the city. Below, the heavily secured entrance to Marcus Gauche's rally. Schneider is speaking on the phone w... Read Chapter

The Fruit of Troops

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Jacob steps outside the stadium and sees the homeless man bleeding from his hand, onto some of his fruit having moved his stand with the ... Read Chapter

RLM

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Back inside, Schneider is led to the control box above the stage. "Alright, so you use that lever to reposition the teleprompter.&nbs... Read Chapter

Choking On Your Fruit

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Back outside. Jacob has just finished tending to the homeless man and his bloodied fruit. "There, twenty minutes' worth of elbow grea... Read Chapter

Non-Stop Total Fail

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Inside Gauche's rally. Schneider finishes up and leaves the control box, but sees Mike and Jay passed out on stage. They're both carr... Read Chapter

Fanning the Berning Flames

Submitted: June 11, 2017

In a dark room, shaded from the sun, a man vested in shadows is watching a news report of Gauche's death on his cell phone as he sits in ... Read Chapter

Clinton Headquarters

Submitted: June 11, 2017

At his new campaign headquarters in the midtown area, Clay is sharing a conversation on the phone in his prim, clean office, one without ... Read Chapter

The Political Heat

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Riding through the city streets in the back of a van, Schneider and Jacob are arming up with vests and firearms. Jacob is holding his rif... Read Chapter

Floor 16

Submitted: June 11, 2017

A gripping debate's been taking place on floor 16, within even such a small group, Amwolf Klein's inner circle, there exists division not... Read Chapter

Partisan Conversion Therapy

Submitted: June 11, 2017

In the furthest room, on floor 16, Schneider and Jacob are held down; tied up at gunpoint as Klein remains in his bulletproof office spac... Read Chapter

The Shaft of Death

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Seconds later, in the elevator shaft, all manner of blood-curdling slaughter is echoing. Screams, fidgets of gunfire and bashing against ... Read Chapter

Betraying the Betrayer

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Later, Schneider storms into Clay's new campaign headquarters. "Corey? Clay?" she calls out from the waiting room. "What? What is... Read Chapter

Latino Male Satanists for Amwolf Klein

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Jacob enters the conference room at the far end of floor 16 once again, with only Klein sitting there by himself. "Mr. Klein, our att... Read Chapter

Shitscago

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Clay is working in his office, now at the original headquarters building he had to move back into, trashing lists of dozens upon dozens o... Read Chapter

The Mass Murder Stash

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Schneider pulls her car up to her house to see that both Clay and Corey had already arrived in the campaign bus. Though it's taken on a m... Read Chapter

Modern War as a Punchline

Submitted: June 11, 2017

At the construction union office, there has been hours of unending celebration with the union workers and members of Klein's campaign. Wi... Read Chapter

The Clown Posse of Death

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Outside, a security guard is sitting inside a guard box with a post attached barring people from driving through to the compound. He is f... Read Chapter

An Enhanced Interrogation

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Fumbling in the dark, Clay manages to get a hold of a rope and Schneider finds the light switch. When it's turned on, she can see Jacob a... Read Chapter

A Contribution by George R.R. Martin

Submitted: June 11, 2017

Time passes as their next move is thought over. With the plan made, they initiate. The clown bus is driven straight through the glass off... Read Chapter

The House of Cards Collapses

Submitted: June 11, 2017

In the training site, Amwolf limps through the ply-wooded and barely wired corridors of the building, unarmed and alone, seeking somewher... Read Chapter

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