The Flatulent Frug

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Here's the tale of my new Frug puppy called Finn.

Submitted: June 08, 2017

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Submitted: June 08, 2017

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Here's the tale of Finn

My new puppy

The flatulent Frug. 

 

He’s cute and adoring

Known for his snoring

You'd just wanna give him a hug

 

He farts like a trooper

Whilst asleep on my knee

The smells that he makes

Are appalling.

 

His dry puppy food

He eats ravenously

There must be some way

Of controlling.

 

Don't be fooled

By his looks

You'll fall into a trap

He makes my house smell

Like a Turkish jockstrap.

 

Silent but deadly

He leaves an aroma

I think will he ever

Stop farting.

 

He’s such a tease

If you should give him a squeeze

Just don't do it

Before your departing.

 

Mr.Watson

June 2017

 

 


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