TEN FROG COMMANDMENTS

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The Ten Commandments - for Frogs...

Submitted: June 12, 2017

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TEN FROG COMMANDMENTS

  1. Thou shall love your image in a pond.

  2. Thou shall not worship false frogs.

  3. Thou shall not be called a toad. It is so not cool.

  4. Thou shall keep, chilling out time, it is holy.

  5. Do not kill other frogs, just hop and sit on them, like usual.

  6. Honour your frog parents, spawn like they did.

  7. Do not love another frogs mate, unless he is loving yours.

  8. Do not take a frogs spot, it could be a trap, think!

  9. Do not upset a frog, he may have a spare fly.

  10. Do not love your friends frog wife, you already done it.


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