A Short Book Signing

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Literally!

Submitted: June 26, 2017

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"Thank you, dear friends, for coming to my book signing,

and purchasing my new book, which hopefully, you'll soon be buying!

 

No, thank you, and I'd be happy if you just read it."

'What is this, "New Form Of Poetry,' this is pure shit,

 

your signature will be longer than the book, "The End?

Calling this a book is a serious case of pretend!"

 

"I'm sorry you feel that way, now will you please step aside?

"Look, I don't appreciate being taken for a figurative ride!"

 

"That's it, you freaks are pissing me off, I don't need this crap,

I could be at home right now, drinking and taking a nap.

 

this book signing is over!"

 

 

 


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