Dear World, WTF?

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Or sourpatch kids. Slice that bad boy up, dip it in some sugar - and you have a wonderful, easy dessert. Or you can be lame and just make lemonade.
People do some dumb shit. I write them letters that they will never see, read, or probably even hear about it. But it makes me feel better and let's be real, isn't that the only reason we write?

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Dear People with Retarded Signs

Submitted: June 27, 2017

I’ve seen some pretty dumb signs like – The Fight Club (it’s for boxing or something like that). Like really? There’s one rul... Read Chapter

Dear Electricians

Submitted: June 27, 2017

Who doesn’t like technology?? Or the advancement of technology? We all continue to deny that we’re slowly creating a world similar to... Read Chapter

Dear, 'Who the Fuck Does That?'

Submitted: June 27, 2017

Started a new job recently. Yay me. Finally doing important things. Well… I’ve always done important things but now I’m moving out ... Read Chapter

Dear People Who Choose to Be Stupid

Submitted: June 27, 2017

So… here’s just another one of those times that I realize that all old people (or maybe it was this particular couple) aren’t wiser... Read Chapter

Dear Squirrels

Submitted: June 27, 2017

I just want to say… for the record, I was not the one who said this. I will not say who either. You get onto one of those cool long... Read Chapter

Dear License Plate Owners

Submitted: June 27, 2017

That basically means everyone… It’s amazing and quite concerning how uncreative license plates have gotten. They used to mean som... Read Chapter

Dear Side Walkers

Submitted: June 27, 2017

Like, I mean the people who walk on side walks. Which is everyone. Because those who choose to walk on the street instead are stupid. And... Read Chapter

Dear Boyfriends and Girlfriends

Submitted: June 27, 2017

First of all – let’s get this out there. I’ve never dated. I don’t know what I’d do in a given situation. My father says I... Read Chapter

Dear Businesses with Lights On

Submitted: September 21, 2017

You better be fucking open. I don’t mean the businesses whose signs are still lit – even though I got a problem with you too. I... Read Chapter

Dear Sidewalkers Part 2

Submitted: October 05, 2017

I don’t know how to emphasize this. Don’t fucking wear black at night. I mean, okay, a little black is fine. But all blac... Read Chapter

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