Necromancy For Dummies

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Fantasy  |  House: Contently Deranged Travelers
It's not easy being a sentient undead mage, but it's even worse to have pesky, adventuring heroes break into your lair all the time.

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These Are Not the Heroes You're Looking For

Submitted: July 01, 2017

They came to slay an evil lich and fulfill their quest as heroes. What they found was... not quite that. Read Chapter

All the References

Submitted: July 02, 2017

What's with all these uninvited guests lately? Read Chapter

What the Crux?

Submitted: July 02, 2017

There seems to be a theme of spacing out into vision things. Oh, and another intruder. Read Chapter

The Fellowship of the... Jar

Submitted: July 02, 2017

Questions get asked, jokes get cracked, references get shamelessly thrown around. It's Neet. What'd you expect? Read Chapter

FHA: Failed Heroes Anonymous

Submitted: July 02, 2017

And so their quest begins with the surprise guest appearance of an old friend. Did I say 'friend'? I meant 'dimwitted buffoon'. Read Chapter

I'd Ship Them; I'd Ship Them So Hard

Submitted: July 02, 2017

So much abuse, but this ship isn't sailing that easily! Read Chapter

And In Rode Mr. Knight Shyamallama

Submitted: July 09, 2017

Selia wakes up in Neet's lair, but where is Neet? Read Chapter

Impractical Weapons Are Not Impractical... Apparently

Submitted: July 09, 2017

Neet's cathartic release continues unabated - that is, until yet another uninvited guest shows up. Read Chapter

Unholy Cow!

Submitted: July 15, 2017

The Ghoul King has escaped, and Neet pursues him. After Neet makes his way to a hidden level of the Nine Hells, he confronts its ruler - and you won't bull-lieve what happens next! Read Chapter

My Ship Sails On

Submitted: July 16, 2017


The battle continues to wage in epic proportions. Will Neet save the ghostly damsel in distress? Will the bovine demon lord finally be vanquished? What awaits our sort-of hero? I don't know. Read
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I Can't Steven Right Now

Submitted: August 10, 2017

Neet and Selia catch up on lost time, only to be caught up in another trap. How will they prevail this time? I don't know... maybe with a little helping of JUSTICE! Read Chapter

Three at the Gate, One in the Bush

Submitted: September 16, 2017


Now a party of three, our kinda heroes make their way to the Ghoul King's castle. What perils await them this time? More importantly, will Neet care? If you think he will, you're reading the wrong
story.
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Big Ghouls Don't Cry

Submitted: September 21, 2017


And I'm gonna miss you like a dragon misses their gold hoard, but I gotta get a move on with my quest... Shut up! I'm not crying, you're crying!
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The Floors Have Hands

Submitted: October 26, 2017


Our heroes enter the ominous Citadel of Evil Tropes, and Selia discovers something new about herself. Also, more puns and references.
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Scions, Rhymers, and Chairs, Oh My!

Submitted: November 01, 2017


They're off to see the Ghoul King, the horrible Ghoul King of Tropes!
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