Necromancy For Dummies
Reads: 3449 | Likes: 20 | Shelves: 12 | Comments: 30
Book by: M. A. Yacone
It's not easy being a sentient skeleton mage, especially when you have pesky, adventuring heroes break into your lair all the time.
Table of Contents
These Are Not the Heroes You're Looking For
Submitted: July 01, 2017
Submitted: July 02, 2017
Submitted: July 02, 2017
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I'd Ship Them; I'd Ship Them So Hard
Submitted: July 02, 2017
And In Rode Mr. Knight Shyamallama
Submitted: July 09, 2017
Impractical Weapons Are Not Impractical... Apparently
Submitted: July 09, 2017
Submitted: July 15, 2017
Submitted: July 16, 2017
Submitted: August 10, 2017
Three at the Gate, One in the Bush
Submitted: September 16, 2017
Submitted: September 21, 2017
Submitted: October 26, 2017
Scions, Rhymers, and Chairs, Oh My!
Submitted: November 01, 2017
Submitted: January 11, 2018
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Ironically
Submitted: January 13, 2018
"Zombadin" is a Trademark of Neet the Not-Lich Necromancer
Submitted: April 05, 2018
Submitted: April 19, 2018
Submitted: May 10, 2018
Submitted: May 17, 2018
Submitted: July 22, 2018
Submitted: July 23, 2018
Recent Comments
Wow! was not preparing to lead such a interesting and humorous story today!
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Glad you enjoyed it! Comedy is a far departure from my usual works, and this was my attempt to make something outside of my comfort zone. I hope you enjoy the other chapters as well. I just came out with Chapter 7, and there will be more to come!
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Holy crap this is great! Funny, clever, and all around damn enjoyable. Honestly, it reminds me a bit of some D&D misadventures my group has had. 'I'd ship 'em'. Oh my Goooood. XD
I'm trying to think of a crit. to offer, here, as I don't like only praising stories- it doesn't help a writer grow- but I really can't find any. Brilliant work, man, keep it up!
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Thank you! Praise or criticism, your feedback is always welcome!
I found this quite amusing.
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Thank you!
Hey how long did this take you overall, and what inspired you
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It took me a little while, considering it's outside my norm of genre. Inspiration-wise? It started with a friend's suggestion I try a parody of sorts, which I followed up with nerd-culture references (I am one, after all), taking after some trope deconstructions I've grown fond of lately, then adding a bit of 4th wall break which I love when done right. By the time I had the concept, it was a matter of taking what I think is funny and rolling with it. Hope you liked it!
I agree with just about everyone here. I was half expecting the narrative to switch at some point in a long winded speech that someone would say, "Just roll the damned dice."
I wouldn't call this a Crit as they say, but I would have started with the vaporization of the Cleric. I like to start with a bang these days. But I will continue reading. And I think the title is fantastic. Drew me right in.
Brian
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Very interesting input. I'll have to look back and see if that change could work better. Thank you for your feedback!
Hahaha, humor from you my friend? I hadn't thought I'd see the day, but you definitely managed it hahaha. Great job. I already like Neet, he reminds me a lot of a character of mine, who coincidentally was based off myself, egotistical aren't I? Hahaha. Regardless I'll be reading the rest of this story, as it's definitely caught my eye. After reading a lot of your more horror related works, I'm interested how you do comedy, so far so good my friend haha
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Thank you! Yes, definitely a step out of the norm for me, but it seems to be going well. Enjoy the rest of the chapters!
Hahaha...love the choice of words.
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Thank you!
I’m not usually one for comedy, but this made me laugh out loud in the middle of my reading for pleasure class xD. The only crit I can think of is a weakish hook for the firs time paragraph, as soon as it got going though I was hooked.
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Thank you for the praise and feedback! I felt like the opening could use work, so thank you for confirming it. Your crit is appreciated!
I really appreciate when people write so it makes me laugh. The world is too serious already. I didn't read the whole story but just the bits and pieces are delightful.
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It's my first shot at comedy, let alone a fantasy parody, so I'm happy I could make you laugh!
Haha, I love it. Shelved. Neet sounds like some of the more irreverent NPCs from our campaign. Your style is properly dramatic and epic at times, but I love Neet's impatience with grandstanding.
I noticed a few grammatical and punctuation errors, I'll go through and Icomment them for you.
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Glad you enjoyed it! And thank you for the corrections. I'll get to those as soon as I can. Always appreciated!
brought back some happy memories of my good old D&D days, way back when.
good bit of humour, the chapter was just a good size for some light reading.
think I will stick around for this one.
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Thank you! I still play D&D and it's great inspiration. I just finished the last chapter, so welcome aboard and enjoy the ride!
I like the light-heated approach to this, reminds me of Terry Pratchet's Death character. Very entertaining
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Thank you!
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