Necromancy For Dummies

They came to slay an evil lich and fulfill their quest as heroes. What they found was... not quite that.
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What's with all these uninvited guests lately?
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There seems to be a theme of spacing out into vision things. Oh, and another intruder. Yaaay?
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Questions get asked, jokes get cracked, references get shamelessly thrown around. It's Neet. What'd you expect?
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And so their quest begins with the surprise guest appearance of an old friend. Did I say 'friend'? I meant 'dimwitted buffoon'.
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So much abuse, but this ship won't sink that easily!
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Selia wakes up in Neet's lair. But where's Neet?
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Neet's cathartic release continues unabated - that is, until yet another uninvited guest shows up.
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The Ghoul King has escaped, and Neet pursues him. After Neet makes his way to a hidden level of the Nine Hells, he confronts its ruler - and you won't bull-lieve what happens next!
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The battle continues to wage in epic proportions. Will Neet save the ghostly damsel in distress? Will the bovine demon lord finally be vanquished? What awaits our sort-of hero? I don't know. Read
the chapter.
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Neet and Selia catch up on lost time, only to be caught up in another trap. How will they prevail this time? I don't know... maybe with a little helping of JUSTICE!
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Now a party of three, our kinda heroes make their way to the Ghoul King's castle. What perils await them this time? More importantly, will Neet care? If you think he will, you're reading the wrong
story.
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"And I'm gonna miss you like a dragon misses their gold hoard, but I gotta get a move on with my quest..." Shut up! I'm not crying, you're crying!
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Our heroes enter the ominous Citadel of Evil Tropes, and Selia discovers something new about herself. Also, more shameless puns and references.
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They're off to see the Ghoul King, the horrible Ghoul King of Tropes!
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Faced with a terrible realization, our hero must look within himself. Oh, and the 5 Stages of Grief suck.
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At last, the hour of extinction has come! The Grave Lord has called upon his demonic armies to unleash them upon the world for the utter annihilation of all life... So where is everyone?!
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Neet's plans for the Grave Lord begin. Sit back, grab some popcorn, and read how the Grave Lord is made an idiot this time.
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What's better than getting revenge on a vengeful demon god? Revenge trolling a vengeful demon god, that's what.
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The Grave Lord confronts Neet. Will their rivalry, at last, reach it's fated conclusion? Will Neet finally get Selia's soul back, or will the Grave Lord have his long-sought victory? Pfff what do I
look like, a spoiler guy?
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True to his style, Neet messes with the Grave Lord before their final showdown for the greatest reason of all -- an overly elaborate one-liner.
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It's the fi-nal beat-down!
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The epic saga of Neet the Not-Lich Necromancer comes to a close.
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