Necromancy For Dummies

They came to slay an evil lich and fulfill their quest as heroes. What they found was... not quite that. Read Chapter

What's with all these uninvited guests lately? Read Chapter

There seems to be a theme of spacing out into vision things. Oh, and another intruder. Read Chapter

Questions get asked, jokes get cracked, references get shamelessly thrown around. It's Neet. What'd you expect? Read Chapter

And so their quest begins with the surprise guest appearance of an old friend. Did I say 'friend'? I meant 'dimwitted buffoon'. Read Chapter

So much abuse, but this ship isn't sailing that easily! Read Chapter

Selia wakes up in Neet's lair, but where is Neet? Read Chapter

Neet's cathartic release continues unabated - that is, until yet another uninvited guest shows up. Read Chapter

The Ghoul King has escaped, and Neet pursues him. After Neet makes his way to a hidden level of the Nine Hells, he confronts its ruler - and you won't bull-lieve what happens next! Read Chapter

The battle continues to wage in epic proportions. Will Neet save the ghostly damsel in distress? Will the bovine demon lord finally be vanquished? What awaits our sort-of hero? I don't know. Read the chapter. Read Chapter

Neet and Selia catch up on lost time, only to be caught up in another trap. How will they prevail this time? I don't know... maybe with a little helping of JUSTICE! Read Chapter

Now a party of three, our kinda heroes make their way to the Ghoul King's castle. What perils await them this time? More importantly, will Neet care? If you think he will, you're reading the wrong
story.
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And I'm gonna miss you like a dragon misses their gold hoard, but I gotta get a move on with my quest... Shut up! I'm not crying, you're crying!
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