A Joke, I Think

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It is a "someone walked into a Bar" Joke, --- me thinks.

Submitted: July 03, 2017

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Mr. Past, Ms. Present, and Mysterious Future went into a bar.

The bartender asked, "What will it be?"

Mr. Past said, "I will have the fruit of the vine, the oldest drink, as old as time. Oh bartender, bartender, give me wine.

"And what shall you have Ms. Present?" asked the bartender.

To which she replied, "Wine is great and wine is fine, but a bottle of beer is on my mind. So serve it up cold, foamy-top bold, in a bottle or glass that is easy to hold."

Finally the bartender turned his attention to Mysterious Future and asked what it wanted.

"I do believe that I'll have more of the same. If there’s alcohol in it, it doesn't matter the name.

 

 

JE Falcon --- 07-03-2017


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