It is a Joke, I Think

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It is a "someone walked into a Bar" Joke, --- But with rhyme.

Submitted: July 03, 2017

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Submitted: July 03, 2017



Mr. Past, Ms. Present, and Mysterious Future went into a bar.

The bartender asked, "What will it be?"

Mr. Past said, "I will have the fruit of the vine, the oldest drink, as old as time. 

"And what shall you have Ms. Present?" asked the bartender.

To which she replied, "Wine is great and wine is fine, but a bottle of beer is on my mind. So serve it up cold, foamy and bold, in a flask or a glass that is easy to hold."

Finally, the bartender asked Mysterious Future what it wanted.

Future just frowned and calmly replied,

"I'd like a Gondola Gripper, lime-twist on the side.

But that's not gonna happen and I am in deep sorrow

For the first one --- ever --- won't be mixed 'til tomorrow."



 JE Falcon


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