New Boy Scout Pledge
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Short Story by: Mike S.
Was;
'On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.'
Is Now;
'On my honor, I will hate the Democrats,
pledge my loyalty to the president, not my country, obey his command,
help only the wealthy;
to keep myself physically fit, like our glorious leader--err--scratch that,
mentally strong--that doesn't apply, either,
but for sure the first three!'
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Pure brilliance, Mike. You captured the whole thing perfectly!
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Thank you, Hully!
Haha! I love your sarcasm and humor, Mike.
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Thank you, J.B!
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